| A bit about me... |
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| I'm a producer of music, art and stuffs...I live a pretty reclusive existence, but that's ok, I hate most people...;), or should I say most people bore the hell out of me...:)...If you're really superficial, then i'm afraid I don't have long black hair, unless of course you're a microbe. |
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| I am hoping to meet... |
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| Someone who isn't self-absorbed and wanting to discuss the current affairs in Big Brother or any other rubbish on the "idiot box"...Rubber dollies welcome...:), oh and you must have a fucking evil side...:) |
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| If I won the lottery I would... |
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| Burn the money and send the ashes to Christian Aid or Children in Need. |
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| In my bedroom you will find |
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| My guests (living or dead, actual people or fictional characters) to the ultimate dinner party would include... |
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| George Carlin, Leslie Crowther, Joey Deacon, Al Jourgensen, Mistress Sandra, Nathaniel Rothschild and Fozzy Bear. |
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| My ideal date would be (e.g. candlelit dinner) |
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| in a rubber dungeon sacrificing.... |
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| My ideal vacation would be |
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| Goa, Egypt, Birmingham Bullshit Shopping Centre. |
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| My motto in life is... |
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| Slaving yourself to anybody for 40 hours a week just for some pieces of paper is just stupid. |
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| The famous person I most resemble is... |
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